Favorite Tweets December 12th-19th

First post. Welcome to Lesser Known Tweets, where I bring you my personal favorite Tweets of the week from accounts with way less followers than they deserve. Mostly from accounts with less than 2k followers. I'll be posting weekly (unless I get over it).

When is Chris Gaines going to drop this Christmas album?!!!

— Katie Pike (@Kt_Pike) December 16, 2014

Umm... I work freelance for Yelp as an independent reviewer. DO NOT mess with me.

— Andrew Michaan (@AndrewMichaan) December 17, 2014

Can't wait for society to become progressive enough that my sexy chill house-husband dreamboat can finally become a reality

— Jenny Young (@heyjennyyoung) December 18, 2014

"Betcha they're smart/Betcha they collect things like ashtrays and art." - Annie, about her prospective gay dads

— Jordan Veilleux (@veilleuxwho) December 13, 2014

barack obama called james franco, james "flacco." imo, that's enough to warrant an unprecedented 3rd term in office.

— Deus Ex Machina (@TheReelAnderson) December 19, 2014

It's too bad, because Jizz is a cute name for a baby

— desi jedeikin (@DesiJedeikin) December 19, 2014

My phone keeps correcting "gem" to "JEM" because gay.

— Ryan Houlihan (@RyanHoulihan) December 18, 2014

Between global warming and an unmentionable racist white rapper, Igloos officially having the worst year ever

— 808s & Hot Takes (@HiK_Bye) December 19, 2014